Jacob is an aspiring director with no money to direct so he runs a second rate movie review website. As a critic he likes non-linear narratives with dreamer protagonists. Will absolutely claim that his opinion is fact, or even the gospel. After giving Boyhood less than 5 stars the FBI started tracing his calls, do not contact.

An aspiring screenplay writer and a critic with a penchant for hot takes and un-likable protagonists. Chandler is the “award winning” director of the comedy short Hulk Hands and the director of the upcoming box office bomb: The Meaning of Death. He can be contacted with smoke signals or on twitter @ElChandlerChave